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Lemon Blueberry Scones

May 30, 2013

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I recently moved my furniture around a bit, and in the process had to take all of my cookbooks and cooking magazines and put them somewhere else.  They didn’t fit anywhere.  I have so so many cooking-based readings, but I rarely ever glance at them after that initial excited read.  I put them away and almost immediately the internet becomes my go-to collection of recipes, and I find this a bit sad.

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I want to go back in time and sit around  the dining table with my family and friends swapping recipes!  People used to do that, right??  I want to have a cookbook that is filled with treasured recipes!  No more googling!

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And then I realized I have a blog.

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My oldest friend actually gave me this recipe.  She is a ridiculously talented pastry chef and mid way through a conversation one day, she hopped onto my laptop and typed in this scone recipe and saved it in my drafts folder in my email.  So high tech.  That recipe actually has never left my drafts folder.  I do an email search whenever I want to make them and there we go.  I have accepted that I live in these times.  Even though these scones are pretty timeless.

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Lemon Blueberry Scones

2.5 cups flour
1/4 cup + 2 tbsp. sugar (for sprinkling)
1 tbsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt
3 oz. butter, cold, cut into 1 inch pieces
1 egg + 1 egg yolk (for egg wash)
1 cup cream + a bit more for brushing
1.5 tsp. vanilla
3/4 cup fruit/nuts/zest combo (you could do 2 tsp. lemon zest + 3/4 cup dried blueberries; 1/2 cup dried figs + 1/4 cup toasted walnuts; 1/2 cups mini chocolate chips + 1/4 cup dried cherry combo, etc.)

1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees

2. Combine the dry ingredients.  Add the butter and cut in until the flour has coarse pea-sized pieces.

3. Beat together the whole egg, 1 cup cream and vanilla

4. Add the liquid mixture to the dry ingredients/butter mixture and mix until dough just forms.  You don’t want to overmix.  Add fruit and nuts until they are well distributed.

5. Pat and shape the dough into a disc, about 1 inch thick, and cut into wedges.  I usually form a rectangle that is 1 inch thick, cut it into 9 squares, and cut each square diagonally into mini triangles.

6. When ready to bake, brush the with the egg wash made with the egg yolk and a splash of cream  whisked together, and sprinkle with sugar.

7. Bake for about 20-22 minutes, or until the top starts to brown.  Serve warm.

S’mores Ice Cream

May 23, 2013

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I love how everyone I know has some amazing childhood memory of camping.  Sleeping in tents, being one with nature, hiking, cooking outdoors, building campfires, and of course, having their first s’more.  It’s this iconic time when growing up that everyone seems to go through.  Trying to make that marshmallow not catch on fire, until it’s perfectly toasted.  Investing time into the making of this perfect fireside treat, and finally biting into the most delicious, satisfying dessert sandwich in all of time.

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Well, people, I never really had that experience.  I made my first s’more in the microwave.  Indoors.  The air conditioning was on.  And I went to watch TV immediately thereafter.  I didn’t even toast the marshmallow.  My mom had found these new, premade cookies in the grocery store called “Suddenly S’mores!” and bought them for us.  They came individually wrapped with these soft graham cracker cookies lined with a hardened chocolate glaze, with a marshmallow that expanded in the microwave.  And in just 30 seconds, you had this gooey treat that, quite honestly, tasted pretty amazing if you didn’t know the difference.

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Okay, so maybe my story is not not nostalgic or inspiring.  But I’m okay with it.  Because the the flavors were the same!  And it’s just those flavors that invoke those same feelings of childhood and vacation!  (Without the bugs!  Bonus!)

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And it’s also the same ones that are in this ice cream and therefore the most perfect way to kick off the start of the summer this weekend.  It may not be time for camping out just quite yet, but in case you are like me and want a s’mores treat in the comfort of your own house, this may be the exact way to go.

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S’mores Ice Cream (adapted from Brown Eyed Baker)

I made a chocolate sauce to be swirled into the toasted marshmallow ice cream, but I think the chocolate chunks would actually work a lot better, and the method I put in the recipe below.  The hot fudge sometimes overpowered the rest of the ice cream, which isn’t bad, necessarily, but also isn’t s’mores.  If you would like to make it that way, though, follow the link above – I followed those directions for the chocolate sauce directly.  Also, to note, the graham cracker pieces do get a bit soggy in the ice cream.  This is just fine with me, but another way to go about this is coating the graham crackers with the chocolate, let it harden, and then mixing them into the ice cream base.  That is what I call the most delicious protection ever.

Also.  Apologies for the number of ice creams I have been posting.  But isn’t it that time of year?

1 (10-ounce) bag large marshmallows
1 vanilla bean, or 1.5 tsp. vanilla bean paste, or 1.5 tsp. vanilla extract
2 cups whole milk
2 cups heavy cream
1/3 cup granulated sugar
1 tsp. sea salt
1 cup heavy cream
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1 1/2 cups chopped semi sweet or milk chocolate (don’t use chips – they will get really hard in the freezer)

1½ cups coarsely chopped graham crackers

Place an oven rack at the top of the oven, and preheat the broiler.  Spread the marshmallows in a single layer on a parchment-lined baking sheet. Place the baking sheet under the broiler for 30 seconds to 1 minute, or until toasted (turn on the light and watch them the entire time – you don’t want them to catch on fire!).  Once toasted, take them out, flip them, and put them back in the oven for the same amount of time so the other side can get toasted.  Pull the baking sheet out of the oven, turn off the oven, and let the marshmallows cool to room temperature.

In a large pot, mix together the milk, cream, vanilla (only if using the bean or bean paste), sugar and salt.  Whisk together and put on stovetop, over medium heat until the mixture is just under a boil, and scalded.  Take off the heat, and if using vanilla extract, whisk it in.  Allow to cool slightly, about 15 minutes.

Place the cooled marshmallows in a large bowl.  Pour the warm milk mixture over marshmallows and let it sit for a minute.  Whisk together to break up the marshmallows and the mixture is as smooth as you can get it.  Allow it to come to room temperature, and then place in the refrigerator until it is completely cold – a minimum of 4 hours.

Follow your ice cream maker’s instructions to churn the ice cream.  Alternatively, if you don’t have an ice cream maker, you can follow these instructions.  After it’s done churning, throw in the chocolate and graham crackers and mix with a rubber spatula until evenly distributed.  Place in a container in the freezer until it’s completely frozen.

Sally Lunn Bread with Cinnamon Vanilla Butter

May 16, 2013

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There are several things that you will always find in my kitchen.  Milk, of course, sugars of all kind, lemons, cereal (this is actually my downfall, I’m trying to cut back), vanilla bean paste, coconut extract – you know, the basics.  But strangely enough, the one thing I will never consistently have in my kitchen is bread.

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This is actually a problem, because there are many times when I just want some cinnamon sugar toast.  Or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.  You know, some solid carbs!  But I can never seem to finish a loaf a bread when I do get it, so I always think that I don’t actually need to get it.

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Until that one day when all I wanted to eat was some bread.  I wanted a thick slice of a white country bread, lightly toasted and smothered with sweet butter.  Remember my finals?  These cravings happen.  And I had no choice but to make it.  So I did, and will forever have a loaf of this in my kitchen from now on.

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Sally Lunn Bread with Cinnamon Vanilla Butter (bread adapted from Smitten Kitchen, butter adapted from Pioneer Woman)

I don’t know who Sally Lunn is but I believe her to be a genius.  She makes one heck of a bread.  Sweet and cakey and just perfect.  I want to be her friend.

2 cups bread flour flour
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 teaspoon table salt
1 1/8 teaspoon or 1/2 packet active dry or rapid rise yeast
3/4 cup whole milk
4 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened
1 large egg plus 1 large egg yolk

In a large bowl, mix 3/4 cup flour, sugar, salt and dry yeast by hand or with an electric mixer.

In a small pot, heat the milk and butter together until the mixture is warm.  The butter may not have melted all the way and that’s fine.  Gradually pour the warm ingredients into the dry mixture and mix with an electric mixer for 2 minutes or stir vigorously by hand with a wooden spoon for 3 minutes. Add the egg, yolk and another 1/2 cup flour and beat again for 2 minutes by machine or 3 by hand. Add the last of the flour and beat or stir until smooth.  Turn out to a floured surface, and continue to knead by hand until the dough has formed a smooth ball.

Scrape down bowl and cover the top with plastic wrap. Let rise for one hour or until doubled. Meanwhile, butter and flour a regular loaf pan. Once the dough has doubled, scrape it into the prepared pan with a rubber spatula. Cover with buttered plastic wrap and let rise for a total of 30 minutes. After 15 minutes, remove the plastic, let it continue to rise, and preheat your oven to 375°F.

Bake for 40 minutes or until a  tester inserted into the center comes out clean.

Cool in pan for 5 minutes then turn out to a rack, upside down, to cool.

Cinnamon Vanilla Butter

1 stick unsalted butter, softened to room temperature
1 teaspoon vanilla bean paste
2 tablespoons sugar
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
1/4 tsp. salt

Mix and incorporate everything together until well blended.  Leave at room temperature so spreading on the bread will be easier.

Magic Banana Ice Cream

May 9, 2013

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It’s finals season.  I am spending my days studying and not sleeping and snacking constantly and…studying.  So now I’m bored of all of these subjects, sporting dark circles under my eyes, and a tad bit more chubs than I was two weeks ago.  It’s a joyous time, really!

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Have you ever noticed that it’s only when you’re studying that you completely justify eating horribly?!  (“Oh, but that was meant to be eaten with cream cheese on top.”  “Having a handful of chocolate chips after every meal is good for the heart!  Especially if it’s dark chocolate.”  “Did you know that Nutella is made with hazelnuts?!  Protein!”).  I had decided two weeks ago, though, that this semester I wouldn’t go to my usuals when I need that energy boost.  Nope, I thought of something better.  I decided that I would go to the best natural energy source – bananas! – and then incorporate the Nutella and the chocolate chips!  Natural sugars!  With only a modicum of the refined stuff!  Brilliant.

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What’s more brilliant is how to actually make this study friendly treat.  Who knew that frozen bananas whizzed up in a blender would turn into the consistency of extremely satisfying, deceivingly indulgent, soft serve ice cream?!  I wonder about the science of that.  But I won’t find out!  Not quite yet, anyway.  I’ll just devour it while learning other, not as interesting things.  Yay.

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Magic Banana Ice Cream (adapted from The Kitchn)

Yes.  I made this with Nutella, and I’ve thrown in a couple chocolate chips.  You can even make it plain and it’s pretty darn satisfying.  But my favorite combo is below.  But hey, click on that link above!  There are many variations to this that will please you, I’m sure.  Also, one more note: who likes banana flavored things?  Not me, I definitely don’t.  But this isn’t banana flavored, people, because they are actually bananas!  It’s just creamy banana goodness.  Yum.

Okay, last thing, promise.  You may recall that I had another ice cream that was quite magical.  My freezer is full of mystical frozen treats!  Okay, okay, I’ll stop stalling now – back to studying…

3-4 very ripe bananas, peeled, cut into 1 inch pieces, and frozen overnight

3 tbsp. natural peanut butter

1/4 tsp. salt

2 tbsp. agave nectar, or honey

a sprinkle of cinnamon

4-5 graham crackers, broken into larger pieces

Blend the bananas in a food processor or blender until the consistency of soft serve ice cream.  You won’t believe that it will happen.  You will keep looking at it wondering why you have frozen banana crumbs.  Have faith.  Keep blending it, mixing it with a spatula, if needed.  When you really, truly feel like you can’t go on, add the peanut butter, agave, salt and cinnamon.  Blend again, and you will be happy you added some liquids.  And you will have faith again.  And then, without you even knowing it, you realize that it’s exactly the consistency you want it to be.  But wait!  You’re not done!  Throw in those graham crackers and blend until they’re the size you want them to be.  Now, my friend, you are done.  Eat it immediately, or pour it into a container and stick it in the freezer for a stash.  You’ll be happy that you have that in your 9th hour of studying.

Rhubarb Ginger Crisp

April 29, 2013

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There’s an uncanny similarity between rhubarb and apricots.  First, they both have an incredibly short season.  They are both really sour but then bake into this glorious, honey-like, silky goodness.  And lastly, I had absolutely no idea how to use either one before making them into crisps.

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It’s a bit exciting, isn’t it?  To discover completely new fruits and vegetables as you grow older.  Come on, don’t judge. I knew that rhubarb existed before this.  I had made rhubarb strawberry things every spring.  But on it’s own?  Never thought about it.  Mostly because  I was too nervous (read: foolish) to find out what it was.  But rhubarb is just so delightful!  It need not be masked with the sweetness of strawberries.  It shines so marvelously on its own with a tang that’s not citrusy, and not like, you know, yogurty, but a tang all its own that is just barely mellowed with the sugar it marinates in.

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And then I added ginger.  Not because the rhubarb needed anything for supplement, but because I just felt like it, and thought that an extra spiciness would work well.  And boy did it work.

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This was all sorts of delicious.  It was so balanced with the sweet, tart and spicy.  The baked rhubarb had this jammy quality that contrasted so perfectly with the crunchy topping.  I’m a convert.  On to the next produce discovery!

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Rhubarb Ginger Crisp

For Filling:

1 tablespoon freshly grated ginger

1/2 cup granulated sugar
2 tablespoons flour
pinch of salt
1 1/2 pounds fresh rhubarb, cut into 1 inch matchsticks
For crisp topping:
1/2 cup oats
1/2 cup all purpose flour
1/8 tsp. cinnamon
pinch of salt
1/4 cup light brown sugar
1/2 stick butter, cold, diced
Preheat oven to 350.  Butter a 8 or 9 inch square pan.  Directly in the baking dish, mix together all of the ingredients of the filling, mixing well to combine.  Let it sit while making the topping, making sure that the sugar dissolves.
To make topping, stir together all of the dry ingredients.  Cut in the butter until it is worked into the flour mixture and the butter is pea-sized.  Evenly spread all over the rhubarb filling.
Bake for 45-50 minutes or until the filling is bubbling and the top is golden brown.  Let cool slightly and then serve warm or at room temperature.  It is even delicious straight out the refrigerator with a spoonful of Greek yogurt.

Coconut Macaroons

April 22, 2013

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Well, this is it.  Coconut macaroons.  Let’s talk about this for a minute.  Even though white chocolate cheesecake was the first recipe I had ever tried on my own, and adding chocolate chips to a cake mix was the first time I had ever been “inventive,” (no, really), coconut macaroons was the first recipe I had ever really experimented with.  I tried them with egg whites, condensed milk, egg whites and condensed milk, granulated sugar, powdered sugar, sweetened and unsweetened coconut, with and without chocolate chips, coconut milk, regular milk.  I mean, I really spent some quality time with these little soft cookie-confectionary items.

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And then finally, eventually, I came up with a recipe that I really, truly loved.  It’s saved on my computer as “top secret coconut macaroon recipe.”  It’s one of those recipes that I was positive that I would include in my future baking career’s repertoire.  It is just the right amount of involved that you felt like you accomplished something, but easy enough that you  never feel defeated.  It was, in my eyes, the perfect coconut macaroon.  I was done.  Move on to the next recipe!

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I think we all know that this isn’t that recipe.  Because, people, this one that I’m posting here is better.  This is what I both love and hate about the art of cooking.  You are never really done.  You can never really check any recipe off of any master list.  Recipes are always evolving, well, my work was a waste and I’m sad.  Sigh.  It’s a mix of emotions, really.

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But this recipe is nothing short of genius.  It uses pastry cream (!!) as the binder.  Which is exactly what makes them perfectly soft and chewy on the inside with crispy, toasty coconut on the outside.  It really is art.  Good work, recipe.

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Coconut Macaroons (slightly adapted from Flour)

  • 1/2 cup whole milk
  • 1/4 cup (50 grams) sugar
  • 2 tablespoons flour
  • 1 teaspoon cornstarch
  • pinch of salt
  • 2 egg yolks
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla
  • 2 (14 oz) bags of sweetened shredded coconut
  • 6 egg whites
  • 1 cup (200 grams) sugar
  • 1/4 tsp. salt
  1. Make the pastry cream: Pour the milk into a small saucepan, and scald it over medium-high heat until you see bubbles forming around the edge of the pan.  Be sure that the milk does not boil.
  2. Meanwhile, in small bowl, mix together the sugar, flour, cornstarch and salt.  In another small bowl, whisk together egg yolks until smooth and then slowly add to the flour mixture, and whisk until well incorporated.
  3. Remove the milk from the heat, and very slowly drizzle it to the egg-flour mixture, a little at a time, whisking constantly.
  4. When all of the milk has been added, pour the mixture back into the saucepan, and place over medium-low heat. Whisk continuously and vigorously for  about 1 minute, or until the mixture thickens.  It will happen very suddenly, so keep an eye on it.
  5. Remove from the heat, and stir in the vanilla.
  6. Cover the mixture with plastic wrap, placing it directly on the surface of the pastry cream, and let it cool completely.
  7. Position a rack in the center of the oven, and heat the oven to 350 degrees F.  Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
  8. In a (very) large bowl, combine the coconut, egg whites, sugar, salt, and pastry cream. Stir with a wooden spoon until well combined.  If you feel like it it, toss in 1 to 1 1/2 cups of mini chocolate chips!  And then stir until well combined.
  9. Using a 1 tablespoon measure, scoop the dough in rounded mounds onto your prepared baking sheet.  Bake for 20-25 minutes, or until the cookies are golden brown all over. Let them cool on the baking sheet on a wire rack for at least 20 minutes. Then transfer the cookies to the rack to cool completely.

 

Lemon Curd

April 11, 2013

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I know far too many people who can eat jam and jelly right out of the jar.  You may be one of them.  I simultaneously find this to be both endearing and slightly off-putting.  How can you eat straight-up mildly fruit flavored sugar without any carby buffer?!  Even really well-made jams, with good, fresh fruit, and not resembling a sugar bomb is meant to be lightly spread on some toast before consumed.  Seriously people.  That’s how it’s supposed to be eaten.

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Here is when I tell you, though, that my one exception is lemon curd.  I always wondered about this anomaly when I would secretly sit in my room with a jar of it.  Why is this spread so unlike any other of it’s jammy counterparts?

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Well, I finally made it, and only then I found out.  It’s because lemon curd is not jam at all!  It’s not even curd!  It’s pudding, people!  All these years, we have been spreading pudding on our toasts and crackers.  Which is so so brilliant and makes me want to turn all fruit into pudding-like curd spreads!  It’s cooked with butter and eggs and slowly thickened to a pudding like consistency.  We have been eating lemon custard!  This revelation is mind-boggling!

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All I can tell you is that you should go ahead and grab a spoon.  Forget jarring this stuff.  It’s meant to be eaten out of a bowl, with maybe some whipped cream on top.  Because why not.

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Lemon Curd

6 tablespoons butter, softened to room temperature

scant 1 cup sugar

2/3 cup fresh lemon juice, from about 5 lemons

3 tsp. lemon zest, divided

3 eggs

With a mixer, beat together the butter sugar, and 1.5 tsp. lemon zest for about 2 minutes, until the mixture is light and fluffy.  With the mixer running on low speed, slowly mix in the eggs and lemon juice.  The mixture will curdle.  You will be sad.  But then you will remember that the name of this “spread” is called lemon curd, and then hopefully you will perk up again.

Transfer everything to a medium size pot, and over low heat, stir everything constantly until it comes together into one uniform looking liquid.  Turn the heat just a smidgen up.  Really, not too much at all, and continue to stir constantly, making sure you scrape the bottom of the pot.  The mixture will thicken, coating the back of the spoon, and as soon as it does, take it off the heat.  This step me about 6 minutes, so keep an eye on it.  Immediately strain the lemon curd to remove any lumps or egg that has cooked.  Stir in the remaining lemon zest.  Pour into whatever you want to pour it into, and cover with plastic wrap directly on top of the curd so it doesn’t form a skin (like when making pudding, people!), and chill in the fridge.

Salted Caramel Chocolate Truffles

April 4, 2013

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I have always been so impressed with those people who eat an apple for dessert.  How do they do that?!  Do you think they’re satisfied?  I wonder what unbaked apples that are not in a buttery pie crust with a brown sugary, cinnamon syrup enveloping them taste like.  You know, I may try doing this whole apple dessert thing when I (eventually) grow up, but for now, I need a real, honest sweet just about every day.

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But it’s a challenge trying to compete with yourself with a recipe every week.  Sometimes you just don’t feel like one-upping your previous highest level of cooking skills with sticky buns or macarons.  Instead all you really want is a cereal treat, or some chocolate!

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I wanted chocolate.  Really, that’s all I wanted.  Just some good quality, gooey, always-there-for-you, little globs of chocolate.  And this is what transpired.  Salted caramel and chocolate truffles!  A two for one deal!

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It may seem like the kind of chocolate you make when you’re having an internal competition with yourself.  But it’s not!  I mean, it turned out to be quite impressive, but it wasn’t meant to be like that.  These delicious balls of goodness are the simplest chocolates to make, and are so extremely satisfying that they put any fancy dessert to shame.  They are especially delightful alongside an apple.

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Salted Caramel Truffles (recipe from Serious Eats)

  • 18 ounces bittersweet chocolate (62% to 72% cacao content), finely chopped, or dark chocolate chips, divided
  • 3 ounces (6 tablespoons) unsalted butter
  • 3/4 cup (5 ounces) granulated sugar
  • 3/4 cup heavy whipping cream
  • 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extra
  • 2 1/2 teaspoons fleur de sel or other fine-grained sea salt, divided
  • 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder

Place 8 ounces of the chopped chocolate in a 2-quart bowl and set aside.

Cut the butter into small pieces and place it in a medium-sized pot with the sugar and cook over medium heat, stirring until the sugar and butter have melt. Raise the heat to medium-high and cook until the mixture turns amber colored, about 5-7 minutes. Keep an eye on it, and constantly stir, because this has the potential of burning quickly.

Simultaneously, bring the cream to a boil in a 1-quart saucepan over medium heat. Stir the cream into the butter mixture until completely smooth. Be careful because the cream will bubble and may spatter when added.

Remove the caramel from the heat and stir in the vanilla and 1 1/2 teaspoons of the salt until thoroughly blended. Immediately pour the caramel over the chocolate in the bowl. Let it stand for 15 to 30 seconds, then stir together until smooth. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and cool to room temperature. Chill until thick, about 1 hour.  At this point, you can just grab a spoon and have at the mixture.  But if you want fancier, portion-controlled chocolate pieces, keep on going:

Line 2 baking sheets with waxed or parchment paper. Use a 1-inch round ice cream scoop, or a tablespoon measure, to scoop out the truffles and place them on a baking sheet. Chill uncovered for 20 minutes.  At this point, you can just eat these portion balls o’ goodness, but if you want them to be actual truffles, rather than just ganache, keep on going:

Dust your hands with cocoa powder and roll the truffles into balls.  At this point, you can just pop them in your mouth and call it a day.  But if you want extra chocolate lusciousness, keep on going:

Melt 7 ounces of chocolate in the top of a double boiler over low heat, stirring frequently. Or melt the chocolate in a microwave-safe bowl on low power for 30-second bursts. Stir after each burst to to make sure that the chocolate is melting evenly.

Remove the top pan of the double boiler, if using, and wipe it dry. Add the remaining 3 ounces of chocolate in 3 stages, stirring until it’s completely melted. This tempers the chocolate so it won’t have any streaks, and so the chocolate won’t melt when kept at room temperature.

Place a truffle into the melted chocolate and coat completely. With a fork, scoop the truffle out, and let the excess chocolate drip off, then place the truffle on the clean lined baking sheet.

After dipping 5 truffles at a time, sprinkle a few grains of the remaining salt on top of each. Let the truffles set at room temperature.

Green Juice

March 27, 2013

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Just like that, spring is approaching!  Which means nice weather, and sunglasses, and putting away my puffer coat!  And can also mean (if your life is this fabulous) berry pies, outdoor cheese and wine outings, and ice creams!

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So before it is fully underway, let’s take a moment to cleanse with this (delicious! and refreshing!) green juice.  It has so many fruits and vegetables that it, too, is a practically a spring harvest in a glass!  What better way to bring on the new season.

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Green Juice (adapted from here)

You’ll need a juicer to make this.  Which I, actually, do not have.  This lovely glass of juice was courtesy of my mom’s fabulous kitchen.  But you can, as I have, blend all of these things (except the celery) in a heavy duty blender. There is just more prep work involved.  You will have to peel the apples, and dice them small, and cut the leaves off the kale stalks.  And you’ll have to juice the lemons into the blends first to give the leafy vegetables something to work with.  And at the end, you’ll have to strain the whole thing to catch anything that did not liquify completely.  But still completely yum!

5-10 Romaine lettuce leaves
10 celery stalks
1 English cumber
6-10 Kale leaves
4 Granny Smith apples
2 large handfulls of baby spinach
juice of 2 lemons

Juice everything in a juicer except for lemon.  Squeeze lemons into juice.  Stir and store in refrigerator to chill.  Stir before drinking.

Makes 4 very large, very healthy, salad-in-a-drink glasses.  Or 5 normal sized, normally healthy glasses.

Homemade Pop Tarts

March 14, 2013

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I have always admired pop tarts from afar.  They were always situated in my school’s vending machine, but I would never have enough cash and always have enough guilt to never make that purchase.  But they were always on my mind.  I would watch classmates eat them wondering if they really did taste better untoasted; why anyone would ever pick the unfrosted variety over the frosted; and most of all just wondering what these cookie and jam concoctions that called themselves “breakfast” really were!?

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And then one day, I put aside the guilt, raided my little piggy bank and tried one.  And it all just came together.  I discovered that toasted is better…as is frosted (obviously).  But more than that, pop tarts are breakfast’s answer to pie!  (Why else would they call themselves a tart?!) And after already having acceptable pie for an afternoon or evening savory meal, better known as quiche, there was a gap in the breakfast market.  Yes, my 7th grade self put all of this together.  It was brilliant (both me and the pop tarts).

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But  as much as they want to be, they aren’t really pie, are they?  They are stiffer and hand-held, and anything but flaky.  So what better way to celebrate Pi Day (!), the best holiday of the month, than to make pop tarts how they were always meant to be.  A homemade buttery version that still retains the crispness, jam and frosting of the original.  No toasting necessary!  Make the glaze green and you got the next March holiday covered too!  A versatile treat, if you ask me.

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Homemade Pop Tarts (adapted from Brave Tart)

2 cups, 10 ounces, all purpose flour
1 tsp kosher salt
2 sticks, 8 ounces, cold butter, cubed
6 ounces corn syrup

Cut the butter into the flour, along with the salt, until reduced to pea sized lumps. You can do this by hand, or with a food processor.   Add the corn syrup all at once and stir together (or pulse on food processor) until a ball forms. Dust your hands with a little flour, scoop out the dough, and knead lightly until smooth.

Flatten the dough into a square, divide it in half, wrap each in plastic, and chill in the refrigerator for at least an hour, up to 3 days.

Take one of the chilled doughs, and on a floured surface, roll into a square, as best you can, until it is between 1/4th and 1/8th inch thick.  Flour as needed.  Using a pizza cutter or a sharp knife, cut into squares.  I actually got a store-bought pop tart and used it as my guide to cut the dough, but you can always use a ruler or another benchmark.  A real Pop-Tart measures exactly 3 1/8” by 4”.

Transfer the squares to a parchment paper – lined baking sheet and chill in the refrigerator while rolling out the rest of the dough.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Take half of the squares and place a tablespoon-full of the filling (recipe below) in the center.  With a knife or your fingers, spread the filling throughout the square, leaving a tiny border.  With a pastry brush, brush some water around the edges of each of these squares (so the top pastry layer can stick).  Take the remaining squares and pierce them a few times with a fork.  Lay gently on each of the filled squares and lightly press down around the edges.  With a fork, press into the edges to seal.

Bake for 25-30 minutes until golden brown.  Let cool on the baking sheet and then transfer to a wire rack.  Let cool completely.  Brush a thin layer of glaze (recipe below) on each of the pop tarts.  Let the glaze set for a couple minutes and scatter on the sprinkles.

Strawberry Filling
2 ounces of freeze dried strawberries (equivalent to over a pound of fresh!!)
2 ounces dried pear
4 ounces dried apple
3 ounce corn syrup

Cut the dried pears and apples into bite size pieces.  Transfer everything to a food processor and pulse until everything comes together.  Dump the contents into a small pot with 1 cup of water and mix over medium-high heat until the moisture has evaporated, and the mixture is soft and jam-like.  Cool completely.

Glaze
6 ounces powdered sugar
1 egg whites
1 tablespoon milk
1 tsp vanilla

Mix everything together until a smooth glaze forms.